So we’re at Sams Club, and my son and I are waiting in the cafeteria while the wife is in line at customer service. I bought a brownie sundae, and was prying one of the brownie wedges out of the frozen yogurt. As the point cleared the edge of the rim, I started to sing:
Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
I looked over at my son, who was at this point very confused. I then continued:
This song is too old
It’s way before your time
And as he gave me his patented “wtf mate” stare, I squeaked out:
godzilla
godzilla
He didn’t get it.
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